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How was the wedding?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

How do you make a bear really angry?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?