Can February March?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why do bees gossip?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?