What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
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