What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What's the noisiest food?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?