What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
Where does breakfast live?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
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