Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do naked fish play with?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What games do ants play with elephants?