What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

How do you make antifreeze?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?