Why was the dairy grumpy?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why are billionaires such good parents?