What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What kind of books do boats write?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why did the fish blush?

How do you get straight A's?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What game do cows play at parties?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?