What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why did the computer run out of money?

What math figure is also in the band?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What's a bear's favorite movie?