What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
It's Crowded!
What insect runs away from everything?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
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