What do stars celebrate in December?
Winter solstice.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why was the broom late for school?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
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