Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What is the biggest ant in the world?