What do you call a tired tree?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do fairies always drink?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you get when two plants kiss?