What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What do little fish love to play with?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why is the beach so confident?