What do you call a hairless poodle?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.