Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
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