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They eat an apple a day.
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What is another name for a cow?
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What is sand's favorite movie?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
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Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
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