Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
A book just fell on my head.
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
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