Why don't ants get sick?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

A book just fell on my head.

What birds always travel in twos?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?