Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
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