Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do cows say on NYE?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
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