Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
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