What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why did the sailor lose his job?