What animal makes the best lunches?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?