What's a decade's favorite sport?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What is blue and not heavy?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?