What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why didn't the melons get married?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do you call an exploding monkey?