Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?