What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?