What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What is a cow's dream job?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?