Why are English teachers so smart?
Because they're always write!
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
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