What is a plant's favorite college course?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?