What animal always goes to heaven?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What tea do footballers drink?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?