Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why are winter days great?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?