What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?