What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Where do books sleep?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?