What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Where does the president keep his razor?

How did groundhogs get their name?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?