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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

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