Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What do you call a short cow?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?