How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What does the sun drink out of?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?