What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
What is the most adorable season?
What's the politest month?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
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