What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What kind of music do planets like?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?