What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where do polar bears vote?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
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