Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?