What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What do you get when two plants kiss?