My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What is the smallest lion?
Why is the beach so confident?
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