What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?