What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

How do you make a cow float?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?