Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Which president loved to take baths?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

How do you make a bandstand?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What day do hands always go to church?