She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

How much money does a skunk have?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why are all priests fit?