What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
How does one gelatin greet another?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is the coolest country?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
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