Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Can February March?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What's the noisiest food?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Where does breakfast live?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?