What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why did the foal cough?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?