What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?