Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What does a dog say before eating?