Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
They all had boogie fever!
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
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