How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

How do snowmen get information?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why are sandals so indecisive?