How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?