What do you call a Russian flea?

A book just fell on my head.

What did one plate say to the other?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?