Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What makes music in your hair?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What does an evil hen lay?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?