What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why was the cat so small?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?