What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?