Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What shape has a knighthood?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?