Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?