Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Which tree can't stop crying?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What do fish use for glasses?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?