What do trees wear to the lake?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What does the sun drink out of?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Where do birds go to drink?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?