Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is the smallest lion?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What style of music weighs the most?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
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