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Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why are winter days great?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What fish only swims at night?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

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Why are goats so funny?

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Who is the most popular pop singer in space?