Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
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