What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why do cows wear bells?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?