What might you call waking up in the morning?
An eye-opening experience.
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's the politest month?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!