What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What fish only swims at night?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What kind of bird can write?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why are books always so angry?

What fish sings the best?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

When fish play football, who is the captain?