What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What did the salad say to its dad?

When do mice play every day?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What's the most determined bird?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?