What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What condiment has wings?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Which bird would make a great farmer?