Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What did one plate say to the other?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

How do you measure a millennial?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?