Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why do bees buzz?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?