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What's a kitty's favorite book?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?