What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do you take sick ponies?
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