What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Which computer won the talent show?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Which animal will never go bald?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?