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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?