Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What's the slowest 5k?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

If you need help building an ark..

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Where does laundry go to college?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?