How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?