What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?