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What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

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What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?