What sport are eggs the best at?

I'm not a bad putter.

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Board Game With A Twist

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why was the cat so small?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?