What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Which state is the cleanest?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?