What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What car always breaks the rules?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
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