What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Which fly makes films?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Which big cat loves to drive?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What school subject really rocks?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?