What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What did the Dorito say to his son?