What did the peach say to its crying husband?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What vegetables make the best music?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?