Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?