What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What type of car do planets buy?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why are fish such good architects?