Where did the chemist have his lunch?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?