What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

How do snowmen get information?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?