The museum curator needed a break.

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?