How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What school subject really rocks?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Which singer could always break a five?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What do fairies always drink?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?