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What do you call a retired vegetable?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

What's the friendliest national park?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?