Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?