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Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

How does a penguin build its house?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?