Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Which subject has two parts?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?