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What do you call siblings who love math?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What is the color of the wind?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?