Which subject has two parts?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?