What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?