Why can you never find the number nine?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?