What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
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