What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why did the cat start laughing?