What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What's the holiest insect?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?