What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
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