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At the quack of dawn.
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Why did the two science teachers start dating?
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What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
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