Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What math figure is also in the band?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Which animal will never go bald?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What do trees keep as a pet?