Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What food is a man's best friend?

What's the laziest vegetable?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What do you call a magical reptile?