What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?