What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why did the border collie get a raise?