Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?