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What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

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Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What does a lion call an antelope?