Why do golfers hate cake?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What type of car do planets buy?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?