Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?