What is another term for the price of gas?
Highway robbery.
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
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