What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How do you get straight A's?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What is a parrot's favorite game?