Want to hear a joke about construction?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

If you need help building an ark..

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Where does water do all its banking?