What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Parcel-y.
Why are bakers also often hippies?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
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