Why did the student eat their homework?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do nosey peppers do?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?