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What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Where do tough ducks come from?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Where does cheese invest its money?