Why did the clock get removed from the library?

How can you make 7 even?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why are cars magic?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

How do amoebas make calls?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do naked fish play with?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?