Who is friends with everyone at school?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why are trees always so positive?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What kind of bee do teachers love?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?