Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?