Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

How do you grill cheese?

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What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What's a cat's favorite board game?