Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?