What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why is winter considered holy?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?