How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
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What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
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Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What animal always goes to heaven?
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Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
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Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
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