How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do trees wear to the lake?
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