Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

How do you compliment a cat?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?