What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do you call an artistic dog?