What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

How do you wash a lamb?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?