Why do rodents make the best runners?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What did the bread do on vacation?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do you call an old snowman?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?