What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What birds make average students?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?