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What is a cow's dream job?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

When should you start writing a book?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

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Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?