What do you call an exploding monkey?

How do you make a cow float?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What is blue and not heavy?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?