What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

How did the tree get lost?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?