What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
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What's a bee's favorite novel?
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Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How do hurricanes see?
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the coldest vegetable?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
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