What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
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Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
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