What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Why was the cat so small?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

People are so hard on car mechanics.