What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?