Why are skunks always so depressed?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What's a cow's favorite music note?