What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What was the first animal in space?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?