What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?