What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why do two skunks argue?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?