What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What's the saddest part of the week?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Where do hamsters come from?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What do you say if you meet a toad?