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What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What did the ocean say to the beach?