What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why was the fish so smart?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?