What is a table you can eat?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?