What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call a silly hill?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Where do hamsters come from?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
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